Knighthood and Damehood
VALUE FOR VALUE MODEL (2012 – 2XXX)
As you know, Canary Cry News Talk operates on the Value-for-Value Model. Rather than exposing our listeners to a single second of air-time to the Corporate Interests of “Stakeholder-Capitalism” (see: The Great Reset) we believe that true independent media is only possible when it is completely divorced from the manipulative economic incentives of corporations. That is why the Canary Cry Roundtable exists; to recognize and Honor those on the Noble pursuit to support true, independent media.
Art by Producer Pete
How To Take Your Seat at the Roundtable
Knighthood or Damehood titles are bestowed upon generous and longstanding Producers of Canary Cry News Talk. Without their tireless and selfless devotion to what The King is doing on earth, CCNT wouldn’t be possible!
“Therefore, let it be known that ANY Canary Cry Producer who supports the show in the amount of $1000 or more, either in a one time amount, or the cumulative sum over many years, SHALL BE granted the esteemed title of KNIGHT or DAME of the Canary Cry Roundtable! Upon them shall be bestowed the rights, privileges, respect, and gratitude they have shown themselves worthy of!”
Begin Your Journey to the Roundtable, Today!
Canary Cry Knights and Dames
DAME ISLAND GIRL LYNN (209)
SIR GREG OF THE 5 SMOOTH STONES, KNIGHT OF RESILIENT TRUTH (210)
SIR CASEY, KNIGHT MARSHALL OF THE AETHER (211)
SIR JESSE, KNIGHT OF THE DESERT (212)
SIR EDWARD, KNIGHT OF THE TRUTH AND MARSHAL FOR JESUS CHRIST (213)
SIR TYLER GUNS, PROTECTOR OF THE CORN FIELDS (214)
SIR OLD2BOX, KNIGHT OF THE WATCHMEN; THE 7TH KNIGHT (251)
SIR AARON, KNIGHT OF THE WABANAKIS IN THE VALLEY OF THE MIGHTY CONTOOCOOK (278)
DAME SARA OF THE HOUSE TAILOR, PURSUER OF TRUTH AND MOTHER OF CATS (282)
SIR JASON, KNIGHT OF THE ANTI-FUBAR (284)
SIR SIGRAH THE BEAST, KNIGHT OF THE SILENT WATCH (297)
DAME LYNNE, LADY OF THE LAKES (314)
SIR JEREMY THE TIGER TAMER, KNIGHT OF THE LAND OF THE THREE DAUGHTERS (333)
DAME SISSY SUE OF SASSAPHRASS (333)
SIR DYLAN, KNIGHT OF THE WAILING AVIAN (333)***
SIR SAMMONS, KNIGHT OF THE FISHES (333)
DAME EMILY, THE HOUSE OF DIAMOND AND ZOOKEEPER OF LYRE BLISS (333)
SIR BEN, KNIGHT OF THE RAZZLE DAZZLE (333)
SIR CASEY, THE SHIELD KNIGHT (333)
DAME MADELYN, KEEPER OF THE NORTHLANDS (333)
DAME OF RIVENDELL (333)
DAME WHITESTAR ChildOfGod (333)
DAME JENAFFER, LADY BEE OF THE GARDEN WALKING CLOSELY TO THE LORD UNDER THE SHADOW OF HIS WING (334)
SIR BLAISE, THE RAQIA RIDER (334)
SIR GUY AND DAME DEBBIE, GUARDIANS OF THE GALACTIC ZEPHYR-LAND (351)
DAME ALLIE OF THE SKILLET NATION, DAUGHTER OF THE HIGH KING OF HEAVEN (362)
SIR DOVE, KNIGHT OF RUSTBELTIA (364)
SIR IGORIOUS, KNIGHT OF THE SQUATTING SLAVS (375)
SIR MICHAEL, KNIGHT OF THE BUSY BEES (378) [1st Bitcoin Knight]
SIR HOLMES, GOOD AND FAITHFUL KNIGHT OF THE CANARIUM (380)
DAME STORMI, DAUGHTER OF THE KING (402)
DAME NATALINA, AETERNA HONOREM (407)
DAME MELISSA OF THE ROSES (411)
SIR MAKE WAY FOR THE LION (413)
SIR SCOTT KNIGHT OF TRUTH (415)
SIR RUSS OF HILLCREST EASTSIDE (416)
SIR AARON J OF THE CUTE LITTLE PIGGIES (419)
DAME PEARL LADY OF THE OYSTER (433)
SIR JC KNIGHT OF THE TECHNOSQUATCH (453)
SIR JAMES KNIGHT KNIGHT AND SERVANT OF THE LION OF JUDAH DEFENDER OF THE DESTITUTE AND THE HELPLESS (454)
DAME MIDGE; SHORT GRAMMY OF THE CRACKER (455)
SIR SOCKS KNIGHT OF ARGYLE (455)
LADY KNIGHT LITTLEWING (460)
DAME EPANY BLAZE CARES FOR TWINS, CATS, BIRDS, AND BLOOMS FOR THE MOST HIGH GOD (461)
SIR CAPTAIN REDBEARD PIRATE KING OF THE DEMOOCHERS (482)
DAME LACEY, LADY OF THE MOSS COVERED FOREST FLOOR (492)
SIR EDWARDS, KNIGHT OF HYPERBOREA (510)
DAME MISS G OF THE OV AND DEEP RIVERS (516)
SIR LX PROTOCOL V2 KNIGHT OF THE BERRIAN PROTOCOL (516)
LADY DAME AR IRL (521)
SIR DARRIN, KNIGHT OF THE HUNGRY PANDA (523)
DAME CHRISTINA OF THE TØP CLIQUE BANDITOS, SOJOURNER OF THE TRENCH (555)
DAME BRI (555)
SIR STEFAN, SEEKER OF BITS (555)
SIR KYLE, KNIGHT OF THE LIZARD WIZARDS (555)
SIR GUTHBRANDR, VIKING KNIGHT OF THE CITY ON A HILL (555)
SIR ELY P OF THE AMATEUR MARTIAL ARTISTS AND ASPIRING LARPers (556)
SIR KLIF KNIGHT OF THE IMPENDING DAWN (576)
Sir Ike The Tinfoil Hat Man Six-String Strummer of the East Ozark Highlands and Keeper of the Honking Cobra-Chicken (618)
DAME MAUREEN, LADY OF THE APPALACHIAN HILLS; HOUSE OF THE FOUNTAIN OF LIVING WATER (637)
SIR JACOB HI-LINE HOSS AND KNIGHT OF THE ISSACHAR PURSUIT (666)
SIR SPEARS KNIGHT OF THE DESERT (683)
SIR RIGHT FOOT JOY WRANGLER OF WIGGLE WAGONS (689)
SIR JIMMY M. KNIGHT OF THE SLINGING PAINT BRUSH AND SPRAY SPRAYER THINGY (689)
SIR JAMEY, NOT THE LANISTER (710)
SIR TRISTIAN KNIGHT OF THE GARDEN (710)
DAME PINKY OF THE SPARROWS (710)
SIR COOLRUNNINGSMON KNIGHT OF THE THEES’ and THOUS (724)
SIR JOSH THEWEERDKNIGHT (724)
SIR VANT OF VOLE (749)
SIR JOE G KNIGHT OF THE FATHERLESS (777)
THE LADY SHIELD KNIGHT (777)
SIR MENACE SENSEI KNIGHT OF THE SAMURAI BABIES (777)
DAME iANON, DAUGHTER OF ADONAI EL ROI (777)
BARONS AND BARONESSES
Guy and Debbie, Barons of the Apocalyptic Pastorland (710)
Sir Igorious Baron of the Squatting Slavs (749)
Sir Dylan, Baron of the Wailing Avian (777)
Thank You, Crackpot and Buzzkill
In the introduction of the Canary Cry Roundtable of Knights and Dames we are following the example set forth by the No Agenda Show, co-hosted by tech journalist John C. Dvorak, and co-inventor of the RSS feed Adam Curry (the Podfather), we believe the Value-for-Value model is the only true way to operate independently in this age of information overload and open corporate incentivized tyranny in America and the world. We thank both John and Adam for their service.