530: MINI SATANS
Canary Cry News Talk #530 - 09.02.2022 - Recorded Live to Tape!
MINI SATANS - Mars Cube, Silurian Hypothesis, Pope WW3, Byrd’s AI
Harvard: Index of MSM Ownership (Harvard.edu)
SHOW NOTES
HELLO, RUN DOWN
HOOK
PSYOPS/ELON
Small Device Currently on Mars Is Generating as Much Oxygen as a Tree, Scientists Reveal (Vice)
DAY/PERSONAL/EXEC
FLIPPY UPDATE
→ Watch Live as Two Russian Cosmonauts Outfit a Robot Arm Outside the ISS (Gizmodo)
Robot that stocks drinks is newest thing at the corner store (NY Post)
DAYS OF NOAH/CLIMATE CHANGE
Could Earth Have Once Harbored a Pre-Human Industrial Civilization? (Pop Mech)
NEPHILIM UPDATE
→ Scans of 13.5-ml y/o Aussie crocodile suggest it spent most time on land (Cosmos Magazine)
PARTY TIME
BREAK 1: TREASURE 1
TRANSHUMAN
Clip: Brain implant uses only your thoughts to operate digital devices, demonstration (CBS News)
HARRY LEGS
Biden calls Trump ‘threat to country’ in MAGA-bash speech ignored by networks (NY Post)
Biden to address 'extremist threat to democracy' in prime-time speech (abc News)
→ NOTE: Donald Trump goes into QAnon-fueled 'meltdown' on Truth Social (MSN/Digest)
→ Heckler chants ‘Let’s go Brandon’ as Biden denounces political violence in primetime (Indy UK)
→ Biden warns gun owners: ‘You need an F-15 to fight the gov’t’ (American Military News)
POLYTICKS
‘I can’t believe my house is being raided, by Boris Johnson’ (Telegraph)
BREAK 2: TREASURE 2 1:46:58 V /
SPACE POPE REPTILIAN 1:51:35 V
Pope declares mankind is 'experiencing the outbreak of World War Three' (DailyMail)
CHINA 1:55:10 V /
Taiwan fires warning shots at unidentified drone near islands (CNN)
→ Taiwan shoots down drone for first time off Chinese coast (Reuters) (Archive)
→ China may have committed 'crimes against humanity' in Xinjiang, UN report finds (CNN)
BREAK 3: TALENT 2:03:47 V /
ANTARCTICA/AI 2:24:22 V /
Fact Check-Photos from Admiral Byrd’s Antarctic expedition were by Dall-E (Reuters) (Archive)
→ Medium article with the photos
BREAK 3: TIME
END
This Episode was Produced By:
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS
MartyB**
Billabong Bill**
Producers
Romans G, Liz M, Sir JC Knight of the Technosquatch, Gail M, Sir LX Protocol V2 Knight of the Berrean Protocol, Andrea R, Christopher, Veronica D, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Runksmash, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Sir Darrin Knight of the Hungry Panda’s
Audio Production
Kalub
Visual Art
Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation
Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia
Mike A
MICROFICTION
Runksmash - Collapsing his origami hands Derwin slips out of the cuffs while the agents argue, leaping away he lands on one of the robot cows. The agents give chase, but the design of the cows internal fan and waste reclamation system… render that a mess.
Irene - Basil bursts into a room shouting frantically. “Let's go, Gonz. I have discovered an ancient artifact which, according to the legend, is a key to a great treasure!Someone has traced it down for us. We have to go now.” Basil leads the way to a submarine and they dive deep into the ocean and find a submerged castle. Surprisingly, there is a pocket of breathable air in it. Basil and Gonz must continue their journey on foot now. In one of the chambers they discover a bedroom with the skeleton remains of a dead king. Upon closer inspection they discover an ornate cast iron spear lodged in the dead king's side, hinting at the cause of his demise. But the strangest part is that there is a pair of modern sunglasses covering presumably empty eye sockets. “This is it,” says Basil. “The spear is the key. Legend has it that whoever removes it from its final place, must battle the undead king as he will come back to life.” As our heroes lean in yet closer they could almost swear that through the tint of the dark glasses they could see two eyes burning with light. However, as they took off the shades there was nothing there.
CLIP PRODUCER
Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon
TIMESTAPERS
Jackie U, Jade Bouncerson, Christine C, Pocojoyo
SOCIAL MEDIA DOERS
Dame MissG of the OV and Deep Rivers
LINKS HELP
JAM
ADDITIONAL LINKS
Putin denies Gorbachev a state funeral and will stay away (Reuters) (Archive)
Gorbachev died shocked and bewildered by Ukraine conflict – interpreter (Reuters) (Archive)
Chairman of Russian energy company Lukoil found dead (EuroWeekly)
Russian oil chief Maganov dies in 'fall from hospital window' (BBC)
Russian Oil Chief Dies In Fall From 6th Floor Window; Company Blames 'Illness' (HuffPost)
→ Russians Keep Mysteriously Falling from Windows to Their Deaths (Newsweek)
Thousands of Xcel customers locked out of thermostats during 'energy emergency' (Denver 7)
BofA, 0% down payment and closing mortgages for Black, Hispanic 1st homebuyers (NBC News)
Pakistan emits less than 1% of the world's planet-warming gases. It's now drowning (CNN)
'I Traveled 356 Miles Across Antarctica, This Is What I Saw' (Newsweek)
Webb Inspects the Heart of the Phantom Galaxy (ESA Webb)
Mysterious rings in new James Webb Space Telescope image puzzle astronomers (Space)
Huge Sunspot Pointed Straight at Earth Has Developed a Delta Magnetic Field (Newsweek)
NASA, Axiom Sign Second Private Astronaut Mission to Space Station Order (NASA) Top Secret Service Official Investigated for Role in Jan. 6, Retires Unexpectedly (Intercept)