479: OPERATION BIRD ABSURD
Canary Cry News Talk #479 - 05.02.2022
OPERATION BIRD ABSURD
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Basil’s other podcast: ravel
Gonz’ YT: Facelikethesun Resurrection
Gonz Archive Youtube: Facelikethesun.Live
App Made by Canary Cry Producer: Truther Dating App
LEAD 5:34 V /
BIRDS ARE’T REAL
Clip: BAR founder interviewed on 60 minutes
Clip2: The “Partners” of BAR speaks on 60 minutes
note: BAR might have been a CIA op all along
CYBERPANDEMIC 24:40 V/
Volunteer hackers converge on Ukraine conflict with no one in charge (NY Times)
leading to all of this
→ Declaration for the Future of the Internet, US, EU and others (CommonWealth.org)
Clip: Why we need internet regulation, Elon bad (CNN)
INTRO (M-W-F) 43:33 V/
B&G Update
V4V/Exec./Asso./Support
FLIPPY 48:13 V/
Clip: This robot just broke records for highest jump, skynet (Hot HardWare)
[Party Pitch/Ravel/CCClips/text alerts] 1:02:07 V/
UKRAINE 1:05:11 V/
Clip: Ukrainian detractors arrested, viral clip taken off Reddit (Alleged source)
→ Nancy secret visit to Ukraine highlights US Support (The Hill)
→ Ukrainian ambassador calls Pelosi visit “special delight” (ABC)
WOKE/POLYTICKS 1:19:54 V/
UK woman marries her cat to overcome leasing conditions (Times India)
College admission horror show (Town and Country)
→ Why Biden won’t go big even if he cancels student debt (Boston Globe)
[TREASURE/SPEAKPIPE/BYE YOUTUBE] 1:41:01 V/
COVID/BILL GATES 2:09:06 V/
Bill Gates: Pushing for new Pandemic Task Force (Insider)
→ Bill Gates grieving Melinda (Times UK)
→ Bill Gates, Epstein was a mistake (NY post)
WACCINE 2:22:02 V/
Clip: Severe Mystery Hepatitis in Children, WHO warns! (ABC)
Colorado man becomes first bird flu in US (Wash Ex)
Clip: Australia Elvis Festival…is pandemic over?
[TALENT] 2:34:323 V/
ANTARCTICA/SPACE 2:49:09 V/
Black Moon seen over Antarctica and southern nations (SPACE)
Melting Ice Revealed Uncharted Island in Antarctica! (The Weather Channel)
[TIME/OUTRO] 3:11:25 V/
EPISODE 479 WAS PRODUCED BY…
Executive Producers
Clara H**
Spears Desert**
Producers
Kishan, Robert R, Julie S, MORV, Gail M, Cloud Suriel, LX Protocol V2, Sir JC Knight of the TechnoSquatch, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, Jackie U, Runksmash, Ernesto Q, Veronica D, Sir James Knight and Servant of the Lion of Judah
AUDIO PRODUCTION (Jingles, Iso, Music):
Psalm 40
ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):
Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation, Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia
CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.):
Runksmash: A haggard Basil makes his way through the White Desert hauling a sled full of inanimate robots that once housed his friends. He arrives at the rectenna, battery depleted after the Tolkienesque journey, and begins to rebuild it according to the ELi.
The Sentinel: Basil roller-skates around the warehouse in his beat up off brand skates. Skate-sei Gonz instructed him to complete 50 laps of backwards skating before he returns with lunch. BANG. Basil falls again, his elbows have begun to bleed. Skate-sei Gonz’s words echo “Balance key to Roller Skating, learn Balance – be Alpha Skater.” 49 laps… 49 falls. Basil refocuses, tightening his core while letting his hips remain loose. He breathes in, his mind becomes still, he begins to skate his final lap. BANG. He falls again just as Skate-sei Gonz walks in. He groans in frustration. “Basil-san, why are you mad? You improve every day. This is success.” “Yes Skate-sei, but I keep tripping up in these skates” Basil says panting with exhaustion. “I know. You not bad skater, only have bad skates. Here, gift for you.” Skate-sei Gonz extends his arms out with a gift box in his hands.
CLIP PRODUCER
Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon
Timestamps:
Mondays: Jackie U
Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson
Fridays: Christine C
ADDITIONAL STORIES:
Microwave tries to murder man after being given AI (LADBible)
Why is Canada euthanizing the poor? (Spectator)
NASA Perseverance Rover Begins life hunt (Inferse)
Your Metaverse Doppleganger Buddy on Trace Network (Economic Times)
Food: Fertilizer shortage, can we survive (Bloomberg)
Polyticks: Biden expertly roasts GOP (Indy100)
VR: Sweden using VR headsets to train postal workers (Reuters)
The Brain “Rotates” Memories to save them from new sensations (Wired)
IMF director, it’s too late, printed too much money
→ My pillow guy gets back on Twitter, then gets banned right away (Daily Beast)
“Ghost of Kyiv” doesn’t actually exist, Ukraine admits (NY Post)
Former CDC chief says Trump blocked his agency from briefing public (ABC)
In Italy, babies will automatically carry both parents surnames (Fatherly)
→ NASA Perseverance Rover Begins life hunt (Inferse)
The Great Resignation is about to become Great Midlife Crisis (Vox)
Clip: This robot just broke records for highest jump, Skynet (Hot HardWare)
…more Antarctica
→ Film about MSU research in Antarctica reaches international audience (NBC)
→ Australia to increase Antarctic clean up efforts (Antarctica.Gov.Au)
→ Headline: Losing Britain’s Archeological “Atlantis” (Indy UK)