470: BILLY GATES OF HAPPINESS

Canary Cry News Talk #470 - 04.11.2022

BILLY GATES OF HAPPINESS

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Gonz’ YT: Facelikethesun Resurrection

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LEAD 4:56 V / 2:44 P

UKRAINE/RUSSIA

Clip: Zelenskyy talk to Al Jazeera, next phase of war (Al Jazeera)

Russia’s NWO is bad news for Africa (Al Jazeera)

→ Most people blame Putin for rising gas prices in America (abc)

MIND CONTOL 24:24 V / 22:12 P

Clip: Footage, manhole explosion creates mass panic in NY (Fox/Indy UK)

UPDATE/BLACK GOO 30:27 V / 28:15 P

The goo robot was inspired by Venom, China (SCMP)

INTRO (M-W-F) 35:48 V / 33:36 P

B&G Update

V4V/Exec./Asso./Support

FLIPPY 45:54 V / 43:42 P

Japanese robot can perfectly peel a banana (Reuters)

[Party Pitch/Ravel/CCClips/text alerts] 55:36 V / 53:24 P

BILL GATES 57:43 V / 55:31 P

→ Bill Gates TED Talk in Vancouver attracts protestors (Yahoo/Storyful)

4 things to make you happy according to Bill Gates! (GQ)

ELON 1:08:12 V / 1:06:00 P

Elon decides to decline Twitter board role (Wapo)

[TREASURE/SPEAKPIPE/BYE YOUTUBE] 1:18:38 V / 1:16:26 P

COVID/WACCINE 1:42:19 V / 1:40:07 P

Waccine blood clotting could be because of genetics (Med Xpress)

→ Thai politician indicted over insult of king about shots (Reuters)

→ Thousands protest in LA County over Mandates (AP)

SHILLZILLA 1:56:01 V / 1:53:49 P

Trump’s Most Ridiculous Comment Maybe Ever! (CNN)

[TALENT] 2:10:34 V / 2:08:22 P

METAVERSE 2:21:32 V / 2:09:20 P

Meta shareholders slam Zuckerberg over “dystopian downsides” concerns (NY Post)

[TIME/OUTRO] 2:43:28 V / 2:41:16 P

EPISODE 470 WAS PRODUCED BY…

Executive Producers

William S**

Hannah G**

Producers

Jonathan F, Sir JC Knight of the TechnoSquatch, Jackie U, James M, Anison A, Puddin22, Cloud Suriel, Sir Scott Knight of Truth, MORV, Anon, LX Protocol V2, Sir Casey the Shield Knight, Veronica , Gail M, Runksmash, Sir James Knight and Servant of the Lion of Judah

AUDIO PRODUCTION (Jingles, Iso, Music):

Jonathan F

ART PRODUCTION (Drawing, Painting, Graphics):

Dame Allie of the Skillet Nation, Sir Dove Knight of Rusbeltia

CONTENT PRODUCTION (Microfiction etc.):

Runksmash: Gene Hackman bursts forth from the No No Room and charges Nimrod, leaping into the air but Clippy sprays him with mosquito repellent, he buzzes “I’m sorry Basil!” and shuts down as a tiny bug leaves the robot. A61GAI7 looks on in existential terror.

The Sentinel: Skate-sei Gonz places his hand on Basil’s shoulder. “You… rescued me… why? I quit on you.” Basil’s voice breaks. “Basil-san, we are not like Alpha-Bois. We are not House of Skatin’. We do not abandon each other. We do not hold grudges. We love each other unconditionally. Why? Because we… are Resurrection Rollers.” Basil begins to cry in a very manly way, “I’m sorry Skate-sei, will you forgive me?” Skate-sei Gonz begins to cry too “Basil-san, you need not apologize – I am sorry. Will you please forgive me?” They embrace each other in a hug. Alpha-Bois groan in pain around them.

CLIP PRODUCER

Emsworth, FaeLivrin, Epsilon

Timestamps:

Mondays: Jackie U

Wednesdays: Jade Bouncerson

Fridays: Christine C

ADDITIONAL STORIES:

ETSY to go on strike over increased fees (TechCrunch)

Jack Mallers is bringing Bitcoin to the world (60 Minutes)

Thanks to AI, fans can year Val Kilmer’s voice again (Men’s Health)

Disney heir comes out as Transgender, apologizes not doing more (Indy UK)

→ Kushner’s financial ties to Saudi Investment Fund (NY Times)

…more Covid/Waccine

mRNA Cancer Treatment early results good, BioNTech (ABC)

CDC urges gay men to get vaccine against meningococcal (MSN/NBC)

Missouri U grant will help nurses feel more comfortable about shots (EurekaAlert)

…more Flippy

How former Robot Pizza Unicorn reinvented itself (ZD Net)

Is 2022 the year of the robot? (Biz Journal)

Sales of Robotic EOAT, End-Of-Arm-Tools, set to soar (Cloud Tribune)

Origami inspired robot can deliver drugs to specific locations (NewScientist)

…more Ukraine

Ukraine economy to shrink by 50% this year (Guardian)

Oil and gas gives Russia $3.4 bn cushion (Financial Times)

Most people blame Putin for rising gas prices in America (abc)