The Children are our Future!

Over the years we’ve celebrated a number of lil’ baby Canarian Chicks being added to the Canary Cry Family! Non, however have been as directly disruptive to the show as Gonz’s beautiful babies! Like all good parents, the Shimura family has steadfastly “figured it out”! But recent events have presented a need to pay a babysitter!

Unfortunately, due to Gonz’s residence in Commiefornia, this has presented a serious burden to the Shimura family budget! So we are reaching out to the Canary Cry Family of Producers to help with this incredible value! As much as we all love the occasional pitter-patter of baby-Shimuras making it onto the podcast, there is such a thing as “too much of a good thing!”

Previously, the math was that we only needed 42 Producers to join the Babysitters Club. Turns out this was foolishly optimistic. Turns out professional baby-sitters are people living in the same economy as ourselves. So we were laughed out of the market. Turns out we need about 85 more Canary Cry Babysitters!

This is one of those rare opportunities where producers of Canary Cry can know EXACTLY what their support is being used for! And it may be one of the most important parts of our budget. So JOIN THE CLUB and as a thank you, you will start receiving the Canary Cry Supply Drop as a big ol’ Thank You Gift!